YESSSSSSS

http://strangeglue.com/news/jack-white-and-thom-yorke-join-forces

I knew it.

Uber Geekfest '09

Board games, board games, and more board games.  This described the "36 hours of gaming" event that went on in michigan over this weekend. 

Yeah.  There were a lot of board games, and very little sleep.

I got in my first accident

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Ok, so here's the setup: I was in the car, an old sedan with Sarah in the front seat and Wesly driving. I was in the back seat.

Suddenly, we totally T-boned a car at about 10 MPH. Nobody was hurt, but I got some cuts on my face, and a bloody nose.

Thank goodness for seatbelts, and the intelligence to wear one.

The moral: Always wear your seatbelt. Please. Sersiouly, this is *me* telling you this, so you know it's not BS.

Also, I lost my iPod. There's an excuse for my parents to buy me a iPod touch, though.

The longest, most epic medical story evor

http://bama.ua.edu/~acsellers/story.html

Linked due to epic size.

Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and PremierLeague 7.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed:

Desperate Wife







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Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause damage, with Husband 1.0 defaulting to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

Be especially cautious about the HotChik virus – it’s programmed to corrupt Husband 1.0 utterly (as well as all future Husband upgrades).

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Good Luck, Tech Support

The computer

The computer.  It's a homo devil machine.  That makes *you* a homo devil.

I LoL'd.

New design

Sorry to all those without a widescreen.  Comments on the design?

Getting obsessed with this

I'm loving this song.

Superbowl

I'm not much of a football guy, but I watched with some friends anyway. It was a pretty good game. I more enjoyed the conversation that was completely unrelated to the game, but I had a good time. It was a good game. I was rooting for the Cardinals, and was disappointed, but I'm cool with it.