Rock Paper Scissors TO THE MAX

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Newton is out

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein is has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........


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Proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means i am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal,
Pascal is OUT.

Great pen; some problems

And you know what the worst part is?  He reported it.  Check the bottom right.

Here's how it works

YESSSSSSS

http://strangeglue.com/news/jack-white-and-thom-yorke-join-forces

I knew it.

Uber Geekfest '09

Board games, board games, and more board games.  This described the "36 hours of gaming" event that went on in michigan over this weekend. 

Yeah.  There were a lot of board games, and very little sleep.

I got in my first accident

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Ok, so here's the setup: I was in the car, an old sedan with Sarah in the front seat and Wesly driving. I was in the back seat.

Suddenly, we totally T-boned a car at about 10 MPH. Nobody was hurt, but I got some cuts on my face, and a bloody nose.

Thank goodness for seatbelts, and the intelligence to wear one.

The moral: Always wear your seatbelt. Please. Sersiouly, this is *me* telling you this, so you know it's not BS.

Also, I lost my iPod. There's an excuse for my parents to buy me a iPod touch, though.

The longest, most epic medical story evor

http://bama.ua.edu/~acsellers/story.html

Linked due to epic size.