"Look, guys, this isn't what he had in mind when he said 'No Child Left Behind'."

I actually have a photoshopped cat

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Woman Arrested After Calling 911 on Mickey D's

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I advise checking out the full call.  It's worth it.

Top Police Phrases Ever.

Police Comments

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

#9 “Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

#7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”

#6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”

#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”

#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

#2 “I’m glad to hear that Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

AND THE WINNER IS….

#1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

I made it.

Aren't you proud?  I actually learned something in math class.

Old but good.

This.

It's also a good time to reference GraphJam.

Tiny little cars

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I didn't make them.  Don't look at me.

I want this t-shirt

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Yeah.  My mom wouldn't let me wear it, though.  LAME!

THIS. IS. CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Making a very good point.

Not only is this hilarious, but it makes a good point about data representation that many fail to see.

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