Christmas!

I got:

A new phone.

The Dark Knight.

Bass White Pages

A bunch of Beef jerky and liquorish

And Halo 1

I has teh youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ7484fIWNA

There's my best vid. Check it out, rate high, and check my other two.

Dancube.net

Dancube. It's a forum. Go there. Now.

dancube.net

Fail so epic, that I can't describe it with words

So I use a link instead.

https://qpons.nearu.us/blog/?p=171

Ever realised this....

Christians have this ideal, and they try to find logic to lead up to it.

Scientists have logic, and try to find an ideal to fit it.

That's what I thought

I found this. Try this sometime, K?

< marc> ok story time
< marc> I either got kicked out of art history class or I have straight as for the rest of the semester without work
< marc> about 30 seconds before class I went up to tell him that I would have to leave a little bit early
< marc> we were talking loud enough so the whole class would hear, but they weren't being very loud anyway, now this guy is an asshole he started the whole high pitched mocking voice and said "well if you're leaving then I guess I'll go too, it's not like I have to teach a class or anything, or you have to be here for it"
< marc> so I grabbed my keys out of my pocket and tossed them at him, he caught them and I said "well if you're already leaving you can take my mom to chemo"
< marc> whole class goes silent he's just standing there mouth open keys still in his outstretch hand, I walk up take them from his hand said "that's what I thought" and walked out

All the lonely users

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Science, it works, bitches

Take empty Coke can. Fill halfway with water. Take vat of water. Heat can to boiling. Flip into vat of water so that water covers mouth of can.

Science at work.

Left 4 Dead

Well, time for a little half post.

ATM, I'm DLing Left 4 Dead on my PC. It should be done by this time tomorrow. Can't wait to play it.

Favorite Movies

To be honest, I haven't really seen that many movies in my time. Haven't seen Forest Gump, haven't seen 2001, Haven't even seen 300. Of what I have seen, though, there were some true jewels that I feel the need to share. So here I go.

 

As you should know by now, I REALLY like to break things up. I'm far too weak a writer to tackle one big glob of information, so I'll split it up into four categories: Acting, visuals, plot, and a conclusion.

 

Here I go. My top three movies of all time.

 

3. Good Will Hunting: Good Will Hunting is about a guy named Will Hunting that's basically a super genius. Incredibly intelligent, arguably the most intelligent you can make a character without making it unrealistic. He's very troubled emotionally, and the movie is about his search, for peace, a woman, and apparently, the fact that it's not his fault.

 

Acting: Acting is fantastic in this movie. All characters, especially Will, give a fantastically believable performance that conveys the complicated and strong emotions of this movie very well.

Visuals: This movie doesn't focus on visuals at all. There aren't any complicated shots or special effects, unlike my other two movies.

 

Plot: Here's where this movie really scores. The plot is simply amazing. Absolutely perfectly accomplishing its goals.

 

Conclusion: Good Will Hunting is a fantastic movie. It stays serious but relaxed during the whole running, and is a fantastic third place movie. This would be a good time to mention that, if you haven't seen these movies, see them.

 

Next up, Fight Club, a movie not so much about a fight club, surprisingly. It's an action/drama that explores very root parts of life.

 

Acting: Acting actually leaves something to be desired. The main few characters act almost surrealistically, and it's too hard to believe. I guess the entire movie is like that.

 

Visuals: Much like the acting, the visuals are very surrealistic, but well done in general. There are some amazing shots of Marla done by what I believe is the best 3D rendering I've ever seen.

 

Plot: Wow. Just wow. This is one of the movies where you will never expect what comes next. Never. You'll be totally surprised throughout the entire movie, an especially at the end. This isn't to say that it's unrealistic, which it kind of is, but it's simply brilliant.

Conclusion: Fight Club is another fantastic movie to watch. I may want to note that, this isn't a movie you watch with your mom. Maybe dad, if he's cool and doesn't mind a few shots of tits.

 

Final Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. This movie is a cult classic, and I've only met one person who's seen it, but we both agree that it's the best movie we've ever seen. It stands alone in a world by itself, in a whole nother realm of entertainment.

 

Acting. Absolutely perfect. Acting in this movie is like I've never seen before. It's one of those rare movies where it's unbelievably real. The small imperfections they add make it perfect.

Visuals: The visuals are beautifully done. The entire movie is filled with amazing color schemes, impressive camera work, and well placed special effects. Beautiful stuff.

 

Plot: I don't really know how to describe this in words. It's like trying to tell someone about a song that perfectly encapsulates what its trying to say, with brilliant riffs, invoking emotion and memories at every beat. Eternal Sunshine is like that. It's a complete roller coaster, and by the end, you have so much of yourself put into the movie, that you would be completely crushed if… well, I'm not going to spoil it, but the bottom line is that it's amazing.

Conclusion: My final say is that Eternal Sunshine is an amazing movie. End of story. See it. Now. Do it.

Stumbleupon

Stumbleupon is an addon for firefox that brings you to webpages that you'll like.

Really like. I promise it's great.

It's here.

Guess what? Now you're an insomniac.

Our first follower!

That's right! I have a follower! Yay!

Edit: Whoah, another one! I'm rolling! I better get that review written up!

SPORE review

Spore. Made by the creator of The Sims. This game was supposed to be fantastic, but when I played it, I had quite a different opinion.

I’ll split up.

Who: EA.
What: A game where you lead a species from a cellular level to an intergalactic level.
When: All time periods in which life existed.
Where: Across millions of galaxies.
Why: Because it’s a genre’ never explored before.

I’ll split my review in to a few separate parts, judging each part on all of the five stages: cellular, animal, tribal, civilization, and galactic. The categories will be freedom, fun, graphics, and a conclusion.


Cellular: The premise of this stage is that you’re a cell. It plays like an arcade game, and you simply go around and try to collect food for
yourself to progress to the next stage.

Freedom: Not too much freedom. It’s like an arcade game.

Fun: Very fun and refreshing. I quite enjoyed this part. You avoid enemies and collect food in a 2-D environment. It’s simple, yet effective.

Graphics: The graphics are great. Everything looks novel and beautiful. Very colorful. This game in general has a distinctive, interesting style of
graphics.

Conclusion: This section, although, short, is quite refreshing, and reminds you that something simple, if well done, can still be a great experience. Just look at the thousands of flash games out there that, although simple, are loads of fun.

Animal: This section is rather boring. It consists of you going around as an animal, and either killing or making friends with other tribes.

Freedom: You have two options: friend or foe. Foe will get you ass raped instantly, so you have to resort to singing and dancing in front of other creatures. Not only is this boring, stupid, and repetitive, but embarrassing. There is an element of being able to create your own creature, which is fun, but quickly becomes boring.

Fun: This section is not fun. I believe I’ve already covered the reasons for that.

Graphics: Graphics are fine, but not great. Nothing really new and inventive.

Conclusion: This section is both boring and terribly done. It scores low in all categories.

Tribal: This section plays a bit like a RTS. You command a small tribe of creatures from the previous stage to make friends with or attack enemies. One side note: it’s impossible on all difficulties save the easiest. Utterly impossible. I fancy myself as a average Starcraft player, able to multitask, prioritize, and strategize well, but I found it to be completely overwhelming. Being attacked by six enemy tribes randomly while trying to give a peace gift to your allies DOES NOT WORK.

Freedom: You’re pretty much railroaded with two choices. Friend or foe. This time, with some extreme strategy, destroying an enemy is actually possible. You’re given a little choice with your tribal garb, but that doesn’t really matter. In general, you have some freedom, but not much.

Fun: This mode is relatively fun. You’re engaged in combat constantly, so trying to fend that off while doing other important tasks such as gathering food, helping allies, and actually making progress in the game.

Graphics: Graphics are… meh. ‘Bout same as the animal section.

Conclusion: This section is… meh. It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. I found it mildly enjoyable.

Civilization: In civilization, you command multiple cities of your species that you established in the animal phase. There are three goals: to collect “spice” from mines, to take over cities through economic means, and destroy enemy cities.

Freedom: You’re limited to competing the three goals mentioned above. You can have some fun creating buildings, ships, airplanes, and cars, but other than that, you’re not given too much freedom.

Fun: This part of the game is pretty fun, but lasts a very short amount of time. I enjoyed commanding my cities and making the dozens of various buildings and vehicles mentioned above.

Graphics: Graphics are pretty good in this part of the game. It’s the first part that you actually get a large overview of a large perspective of the planet that you inhabit.

Conclusion: This mode is enjoyable, but short.

Galactic: This phase is where you command a space ship through the universe as we know it. You can see millions of user created species, interact with enemies and allies, and slowly build up your abilities, allowing you do more and more things.

Freedom: This is the most free stage of the game. You’re given an entire universe to explore, and intergalactic race to manage, enemies to crush with proton missiles.

Fun: This mode is pretty fun. It gets overwhelming quickly if you try to attack enemies, as you’ll be managing dozens of enemy attacks on your planets. It’s frustrating, as you have to do countless dumb errands.

Graphics: The graphics are absolutely amazing in this part. You explore vast galaxies, solar systems, and planets, with beautiful landscapes.

Conclusion: This mode is plenty of fun. It’s huge, too. You go from barely being able to destroy a single enemy to having powers to destroy entire worlds. I enjoyed this mode plenty.

Final say: 87%. It has its problems, but it’s a good game very inventive.

NWN2 part, II

This is a review for the PC game, Neverwinternights 2.
Let’s take it through the steps:

Who: Atari
What: An RPG sequel based on the Pen and Dice game, Dungeons and Dragons.
When: Medieval times, came out a few years back
Where: A land infested with, trolls, dragons, orcs, evil people, and hundreds of NPC.
Why: It got reviews from 8.5/10 to 9.5/10, so I considered it worth my hand.

The first thing you need to understand is that it’s a natural sequel to the first one. It’s a sequel. You’ve seen them before, and you know how they work. This one pretty much follows the rules.

I’d better do a short review on the first one.

Neverwinter nights:

Who: Bioware
What: A game based on the Pen and Dice game, Dungeons and Dragons.
When: Medieval times, came out a bunch of years ago
Where: A land infested with, trolls, dragons, orcs, evil people, and hundreds of NPC.
Why: It got reviews from 8.5/10 to 10/10, so I considered it worth my hand.

First of all, I gotta hand it to them. Bioware did a feaking awesome job. At first this game looks like a basic point and click game like Diablo, but this isn’t the case. This is a complex game with dozens upon dozens of sidequests, more freedom than you’ve seen in any game since Oblivion, and an amazing combat system. I really like to break things down, so let’s do so. In five catagories: Freedom, combat, social interaction, plot, and a conclusion.

Freedom: This. Game. Is. Wonderful. There are gigantic cities. Huge ones. Every single door opens, and inside is a tasty little side quest for you. These aren’t dumb little errands, these are plot points where you’re hacking and slashing through tribes of orcs, and finding the little boy timmy. In every part of the game, it lays out choices on what you want to do first. The moment you leave the training level, you get to choose between fighting zombies, escapes convicts, mercenaries, and random thieves, all of which you’ll have to do eventually. You’re given the choice to be good or evil, chaotic or lawful, but this doesn’t impact too much in the game. It still allows for fun roleplaying.

Combat: D&D is set up as a turn based game, but this defiantly doesn’t play as a turn based game. The entire thing is completely real time. You have dozen of fighting abilities, and over 100 spells to choose from. You and your henchmen can do some seriously fun stuff with the combat.

Social interaction: This comes back to the freedom aspect of the game. You’re given dozens of choices in every conversation, which allow you to say what you want at every possible turn. Talking is constant, tool. It’s not just a hack and slash game, and this defiantly adds to it.

Plot: The plot is great. I can’t say too much to ruin it, but the basic premise is that you’re trying to save a city. This is a little awkward if you’re playing an evil character, but you don’t have a choice. Eventually, you do save the city, but a long line of events lead you back into an epic battle with a key character. In the final parts of the story, you go through a very difficult, yet rewarding ending which leaves you happy and ready for a sequel.

Conclusion: This game is great. A 9.5/10. It scored great in all categories, and has fantastic replayability.

Now, let’s do the same for NWN2.

Freedom: Meh. You’re pretty much railroaded most of the game. Remember those doors I mentioned in the gigantic cities? They’re locked. And the sidequests, you ask? Gone. It tries, but fails to give you a sense of freedom.

Combat: Combat isn’t too different, as it still relies on the same principles. There is one huge difference. In NWN, you had a single henchman, a character of equal level of a chosen class that accompanies you as you see fit. This allows you to compliment your character nicely. If you’re a spellcaster, choose the fighter. If you’re a fighter, choose the spellcaster. In NWN2, they took this to a whole new level. They made an entire party of charters. You’re allowed to choose up to four people to accompany you and help you. This makes combat a little bland, as instead of worrying about killing the enemy, you’re worrying about your allies. It does eliminate all those annoying “134 fire damage” traps they had in NWN. I hate walking up to a door, and spontaneously combusting and dying.

Social interaction: What social interaction? Seriously, you now can barely talk to anyone. Sure, you talk to your annoying bosses that you have to report to, but beyond that, it’s almost null. They tried to add an element of talking to your party members, but failed.

Plot: The plot is totally railroading, and not very riveting at all. I’m not totally done yet, so I can’t give a full review in this aspect yet.

Conclusion: 5/10. A pretty crappy game. No replayability, and scores low in all catagories.

The new over 9000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3nWY_fegw&watch_response

It's a giant worm!

134 pages of gold

 Check out this link.

Ah.... Human stpidity at its best.  Reminds me of:

     A customer enters a pet shop.
     Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
     (The owner does not respond.)
     Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
     Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
     Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
     Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
     Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
     Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
     Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
     Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
     Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
     Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
     Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
     Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
     Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you
     show...
     (owner hits the cage)
     Owner: There, he moved!
     Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
     Owner: I never!!
     Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
     Owner: I never, never did anything...
     Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
     (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
     Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
     Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
     Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
     Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
     Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
     ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
     Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
     Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
     Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
     Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
     first place was that it had been NAILED there.
     (pause)
     Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
     VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
     Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
     Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
     Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
     rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
     bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
     (pause)
     Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
     we're right out of parrots.
     Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
     Owner: I got a slug.
     (pause)
     Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
     Owner: Nnnnot really.
     Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
     Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
     Mr. Praline: Well.
     (pause)
     Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
     Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

Democracy is dead

Damn.

linuix

Well, I'm runing linuix through ubuntu on one of my computers now.  I get to learn how to use a totally new operating system!  Don't quite know how I'll manage it, but I think I'll be fine. 

A song.

My friend made a song.  Do check it out.  It's good stuff.

*sigh*

Well, I've finally done it. I totally alienated myself from my tiny group of friends. They all hate me, and I, same as last week, hate them... Now I got pretty much no one. Depressing....

Deletionqality

Deletionquality has been my "home base" forum for quite some time. It's a great place, with great members, mods, and admin. I suggest you check it out. It's at deletionquality.net

NWN

NWN, or Neverwinter Nights, is a RPG game for the PC. I've been playing it recently, and highly recommend it. It's sequel isn't as good as the first, but still worth playing.

Let Down

Sorry that it's been so long since my last post. Stuff came up.

Transport, motorways and tramlines,
starting and then stopping,
taking off and landing,
the emptiest of feelings,
disappointed people, clinging on to bottles,
and when it comes it's so, so, disappointing.

Let down and hanging around,
crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.

Shell smashed, juices flowing
wings twitch, legs are going,
don't get sentimental,
it always ends up drivel.
One day, I am gonna grow wings,
a chemical reaction,
hysterical and useless
hysterical and

let down and hanging around,
crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.

Let down,
Let down,
Let down.

You know, you know where you are with,
you know where you are with,
floor collapsing, falling, bouncing back
and one day, I am gonna grow wings,
a chemical reaction, [You know where you are,]
hysterical and useless [you know where you are,]
hysterical and [you know where you are,]

let down and hanging around,
crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.

PSAT

Well, I took the PSAT, or Preliminary SAT today. For those not in the US, it's a bigass standardized test. It wasn't that bad, only five sections with 25-50 questions a pop. The only thing I didn't know was a little calc, but I'll know that by the end of the year. I think there's about a 20% chance I aced the math part.

Well, there's my short report. Not that anyone cares :P

Fight Club Part II

Well, I went.

And, it sucked.

First of all, someone got hurt last time, and the wrestling coach who oversees the entire thing banned us from fighting, so we could only work on a few techniques.

Second of all, wrestling is starting Thursday, and we practice in the wrestling gym, so you see the dynamics there. Kinda sucks.

Third, the school we do it in is kicking us out for pretty obvious reasons. We need a new place, and fast.

Fight club will probably be discontinued unless we find some place to do it at....

Back to school

Well, I'm writing this sitting in the school library at 7:08 AM. I just woke up, and I'm just about to go to school. I hate school...

Fight Club

No, not the movie. (By the way, if you haven't seen it, see it. It's epic.) I joined the school fight club. Should be fun xD

Weekend!

Well, it's finally the weekend! Only a few more schooldays before my trip to Michigan! Woop-de-do!

Blognovels (A new word!)

Ok, so a friend of mine is writing a couple novels via blogger, so I link to him, and he links back. Enjoy!

http://dreamworldnovel.blogspot.com/
http://johnbrycenovel.blogspot.com/

Karma Police

Karma Police
Arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

Karma Police
Arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo
Is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party

This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you mess with us

Karma Police
I've given all I can
It's not enough
I've given all I can
But we're still on the payroll

This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you mess with us

For a minute there
I lost myself
I lost myself

Phew, for a minute there
I lost myself
I lost myself

For a minute there
I lost myself
I lost myself

Phew, for a minute there
I lost myself
I lost myself

Presidential Debate

Well, I watched the presidential debate so you don't have to. I'm for Obama.

2nd presidential debate notes
Town Hall style

• Obama think that we need have strong oversight over the bailout

• Obama also places a high priority on health care systems and our energy system

• McCain places a high priority on energy independence

• McCain wants to keep taxes low and reduce government spending

• McCain want the treasury to buy up the bad home loans in America

• Obama was against the Bailout, and believes that the de-regulation is the problem

• Obama thinks that the government should step in and assist people in going to college

• McCain seems not to want to cut any major government projects, but also wants to cut government spending. Paradox?

• Obama wants tax cuts for anyone making less than 200k a year; this means that small businesses will not have increased taxes

• McCain thinks that Social Security can be fixed easily, but believes that Medicare will be difficult to resolve

• McCain is a big supporter of nuclear power, but fails to mention almost any other alternative power sources
• Obama places emphasis on a wide range of alternate power sources, such as solar, wind, and nuclear

• McCain wants to turn over research money to private organizations

• McCain believes health care to be a responsibility of the people

• Obama believes health care to be a right of every American

• McCain believes that America is the greatest force of good in the world of all time; Obama agrees with this statement

• Obama says we have a moral obligations as a government

• Obama believes that we need to follow Al Qaeda wherever it goes, ignoring Pakistani Sovereignty

• McCain does not want to invade Pakistan

• Obama, on more than one occasion, wants to alter the rules of the debate by responding to McCain. On one occasion, he succeeds