Chat logs are wonderful things

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "*blank* that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

Also, this.