Christmas!

I got:

A new phone.

The Dark Knight.

Bass White Pages

A bunch of Beef jerky and liquorish

And Halo 1

I has teh youtube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ7484fIWNA

There's my best vid. Check it out, rate high, and check my other two.

Dancube.net

Dancube. It's a forum. Go there. Now.

dancube.net

Fail so epic, that I can't describe it with words

So I use a link instead.

https://qpons.nearu.us/blog/?p=171

Ever realised this....

Christians have this ideal, and they try to find logic to lead up to it.

Scientists have logic, and try to find an ideal to fit it.

That's what I thought

I found this. Try this sometime, K?

< marc> ok story time
< marc> I either got kicked out of art history class or I have straight as for the rest of the semester without work
< marc> about 30 seconds before class I went up to tell him that I would have to leave a little bit early
< marc> we were talking loud enough so the whole class would hear, but they weren't being very loud anyway, now this guy is an asshole he started the whole high pitched mocking voice and said "well if you're leaving then I guess I'll go too, it's not like I have to teach a class or anything, or you have to be here for it"
< marc> so I grabbed my keys out of my pocket and tossed them at him, he caught them and I said "well if you're already leaving you can take my mom to chemo"
< marc> whole class goes silent he's just standing there mouth open keys still in his outstretch hand, I walk up take them from his hand said "that's what I thought" and walked out

All the lonely users

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Science, it works, bitches

Take empty Coke can. Fill halfway with water. Take vat of water. Heat can to boiling. Flip into vat of water so that water covers mouth of can.

Science at work.