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Friday, May 29, 2009


The end of an era [extremely important; please read]

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Well, the blog will be ending.

Don't freak out just yet, now.

This is because I'll be starting a podcast called the silent980cast.  You'll be able to access the silent980cast just by subscribing to the podcast feed from the page on podomatic.

Updates on the podcast will be posted on the blog.

The FISH is not in the position required

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ok, so remember those email scams?  The ones with the Nigerian princes?  Well, this guy got owned.

Two of the craziest beatboxing fools on the internet

Friday, May 15, 2009

http://videos.aclevercookie.com/video/ZNpelSdV

SWEET JESUS! GET THE CROWBAR!

Great posters

Some of the best posters I've seen. And, most of them I've never seen before.

Musical humor

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Us musicians get it.  If you don't don't worry.

Oh yes.

Such win.

Do not try this at home

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/400857/super_soaker_flame_thrower/

The best bass solo ever

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Right here.

This made me laugh a bit

DRAGONFORCE

The most awesomely incredible *FAKE* thing ever

Friday, May 1, 2009

Dude..... That's freaking awesome.

It's been done before, but....

Monday, April 27, 2009

Never so perfectly.

New header

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I made it.  Yup.

Epic thread.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I don't know how they got the pics, but it's still hilarious.

A journey into the mind

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Oh wow.

[REVEIW] Dead Rising

Friday, April 17, 2009

(This was a very hasty copy/paste job from DQ. Problem with that?)

Right, another badly done review from DQ's one and only TR.

Dead Rising is a game of Skill, Gore, and taking pictures of people's re-animated corpses. You play as Photojournalist Frank West, who also happens to be weapons expert. Or at least, he can fuck a table off your head just as easily shoot you.

The game begins with Frank and his helicopter pilot, Ed flying into

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed
Willamette Colorado! Distingushing characteristics: Jack shit!
The military has quarantined the entire place, and all communications have been blocked. As the chopper swoops closer, Frank starts clicking merrily away. Until it seems, the people start eating each other.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed
What is that, some kind of riot?
A ransacked school bus, an exploding gas station, A woman screaming for help as she reaches the edge of a building. All sights from a traditional riot.

With just one small difference.

It's completely silent.

As Frank spots the town mall, and requests to be taken closer, a trio of military choppers appear.

Ed's a fancy flier, and manages to evade the military. Frank takes a jump, and lands on the Mall's helipad.

As Frank progresses through the mall, he is again struck by the strage lack of sound.

As he walks into the entrance Plaza, he sees townsfolk barricading the doors against...

Zombies. That's the only word for them. Thousands of them, all dying (re-read note: No pun intended!) for a bite of human flesh.

Someone orders Frank to go find something for the barricade. As he does so, moving back into the mall, there is a commotion at the front door.


It's been opened. The barricade is gone. They're coming for you.


It's at this moment when you first take full control over Frank. Before, you were able to run around a bit, but that was all. Now you have a fully-automatic, zombie killing machine.

Although, if it's your first time playing, you'll want to escape ASAP, level system explained later.

As you escape, you return to a saferoom you passed through earlier. You meet a couple of DHS agents and the mall's janitor, who quickly welds the door shut.

After that, you are pretty much free to do what you want. After another quick tutorial on how to rescue survivors, you are literally thrown into the mall. You can either chose to solve the mystery of the mall, fight zombies until the horde consumes you, or hide out until the heliicopter returns for you.

On the subject of the helicopter, you have 72 hours inside the Mall until the chopper returns. If you aren't on the helipad at the deadline, you're pretty much fucked.

As if you weren't already.


The above is a(read-read note: VERY!) whittled down version of the rather long opening sequence. What follows is how it plays.


For a game three years old, I still find Dead Rising up to the Xbox 360's standards. You may notice clipping from time to time, and the survivor AI is downright stupid, but you can see Capcom really put effort into their 'swarm' technology, the Psychopaths (Read: Bosses) and their weapon system.

On the subject of weapons, if you can pick it up, chances are you can use it to bash their brains in. Weapons react how you would assume they would in real life, from everything ranging from lethality to stopping power.

For example: You first walk into the mall wielding a pistol (maybe one or two other melee weapons). You instantly waste the clip within ten seconds, because you didn't know how rare guns were in the game. Then you're down to your melee weapons. Which are, not surprisingly, plentiful in a shopping Mall. Some may not be quite as good as others (Teddy bear Vs Baseball bat = BONK!), and some have hilarious side effects (Putting a frying pan on a cooker heats it up, and you can use this new weapon to burn their faces off!), but where Dead Rising really shines is the sheer FUN of killing zombies using everyday household items.

Another fun aspect of the game is the 'Photjournalist' element. You're a reporter, right? You're getting the story, now you need some photos!

By pulling the Left Trigger, you enter the camera's viewfinder. When you take a photo, the game engine looks for points of interest, how clear the subject is, is it centered, what is the quality like...all sorts of fun and gruesome shots are worth 'PP' (Prestige Points, I think). PP is what levels you up, again, this will be explained later.

What makes the camera element REALLY clever, is that taking pictures of zombies by themselves are BORING. What Capcom want you to do is...spice things up a little.

For example: There's a little brass thing in the Warehouse that you pass through when entering the wall. If you pick it up, you'll see it's a 'shower head'. Wondering what to do with it, you go up to the nearest zombie and attack.

Frank sticks it into their fucking HEAD.

Blood pours out water is supposed to. While this is a horrific image, it'll earn you a shitload of PP, so whip out that camera and get snapping people!

What could be more fun then killing zombies, and THEN taking photos of their double-dead corpses?

Now, the long awaited levelling system.

Ok. So you've bought Dead Rising. You're all excited. You can't wait to lay into zome zombies. As I said before, you walk into the Entrance Plaza, you pick up a baseball ba-

FWOOM.

Dead.

:O

"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

On the death screen, you're presented with two options.

"LOAD STATUS"

"SAVE STATUS AND QUIT"

Loading, obviously enough, loads a previous save.

BUT! Saving your status and quiting is a different matter. It allows you to save Frank the way he was when you did so including his level and his abilities.

This was such a great idea, I instantly saved and restarted.

I entered the game AGAIN, as a level TWO Frank West (I'd levelled up since starting), with improved health. This time, I managed the opening sequence, and made it to the saferoom.

Not only does this make the game easier as you go along, but it also means that if you earn it, if you really STRIVE for it, you WILL be able to finish this game. I love you Capcom.


Of course, every game has it's bad points. Dead Rising is no different.

As mentioned above, Survivor AI is plain stupid. You gain massive amounts of PP for helping them return to the saferoom, but sometimes it's just not worth waiting for them to COME. ON.

They bounce off walls, they get constantly caught by zombies by running STRAIGHT INTO THEM, and (on one, excruciating occasion) ran in circles around a tree.

I welcome the chance when you have to pick up/offer shoulder/drag by the hand various wounded or stunned survivors, because then you can guide them around dangers without them blundering straight in. Even if you can't use your weapons, it speeds your job right up, and you don't have to keep running back to help them for the twenty-seventh time in a row.

Dead Rising is INCREDIBLY Non-beginner friendly. You get thrown straight into the action, and chances are you will die a lot more than you'd like in your first couple of weeks playing. I would not be surprised if people have been completely put off by this, then when they have to fight that damn Spaniard with the Sniper Rifle.

One final attribute that makes you want to SCREAM when you play. All the good stuff has been hidden, and when you do find it, it's incredibly well guarded. For example, the gun shop is hidden behind a scaffolding in the North Plaza, miles away from everywhere else. It is guarded by it's crazy owner, who is a damn good shot, and replenishes his health while he reloads. There is nothing to hide behind when fighting him, and when you try to get up close and personal, he hurls you away like a rag doll.

They're HIS guns. He might trust those flesh-eating motherhumpers as far as he can throw them, but he trusts humans even less. Come one step closer, he'll blow your fucking head off.

Charming, I know.

And not only that, at about six o'clock on the first day, a trio of inmates take a jeep with a huge mounted gun on the back and start chasing survivors around the massive green in the centre of the mall.

INMATES.

IN A JEEP.

IN A MALL FULL OF ZOMBIES.

Where did they spring from, the local fish restaurant? And OBVIOUSLY, they got the Jeep out of 'Toys 'R' Us'. And the mounted gun?

Oh, that was extra.


This is only a very small insight into Dead Rising. It has a gripping story which I won't ruin, more intense gameplay then I can describe, and it really is a true work of genius from the masters of zombie gaming.

Final Word: Hours of Madness-filled, Gut-wrenching, Gun-toting, Zombie-Killing FUN!

Score: A whopping 8.5 out of 10


~Thunderaven

03/04/09

Yo dawg

It's funy

Thursday, April 16, 2009

This is pretty funny

Palindrome to the max

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A palindrome is spelled the same way forward as it is backward.


"Dammit I'm Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

Not exactly what you would expect...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick syrupy stuff I never really decided to clean off. I've also spilt drinks on my cable modem and in my surge protector. Everything still worked fine.
I move into an apartment close to my college for a semester and sugar ants appeared out of nowhere and would swarm my computer and electronics at night. In a week or so my cable modem, surge protector, and keyboard were completely clean and syrup free. Ants rock.



Not me, BTW.

Best. Motivational. Posters. Ever.

This will take a while to read.

Follow these instructions carfully

Monday, April 13, 2009

And you shall profit.

Click here to screw the spammers

The rulebook to life has been found.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

1 Carry your opponent’s proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it.
The more general your opponent’s statement becomes, the more objections you can find against it.
The more restricted and narrow your own propositions remain, the easier they are to defend.
2 Use different meanings of your opponent’s words to refute his argument.
Example: Person A says, “You do not understand the mysteries of Kant’s philosophy.”
Person B replies, “Oh, if it’s mysteries you’re talking about, I’ll have nothing to do with them.”
3 Ignore your opponent’s proposition, which was intended to refer to some particular thing.
Rather, understand it in some quite different sense, and then refute it.
Attack something different than what was asserted.
4 Hide your conclusion from your opponent until the end.
Mingle your premises here and there in your talk.
Get your opponent to agree to them in no definite order.
By this circuitous route you conceal your goal until you have reached all the admissions necessary to reach your goal.
5 Use your opponent’s beliefs against him.
If your opponent refuses to accept your premises, use his own premises to your advantage.
Example, if the opponent is a member of an organization or a religious sect to which you do not belong, you may employ the declared opinions of this group against the opponent.
6 Confuse the issue by changing your opponent’s words or what he or she seeks to prove.
Example: Call something by a different name: “good repute” instead of “honor,” “virtue” instead of “virginity,” “red-blooded” instead of “vertebrates”.
7 State your proposition and show the truth of it by asking the opponent many questions.
By asking many wide-reaching questions at once, you may hide what you want to get admitted.
Then you quickly propound the argument resulting from the proponent’s admissions.
8 Make your opponent angry.
An angry person is less capable of using judgment or perceiving where his or her advantage lies.
9 Use your opponent’s answers to your question to reach different or even opposite conclusions.
10 If your opponent answers all your questions negatively and refuses to grant you any points, ask him or her to concede the opposite of your premises.
This may confuse the opponent as to which point you actually seek him to concede.
11 If the opponent grants you the truth of some of your premises, refrain from asking him or her to agree to your conclusion.
Later, introduce your conclusions as a settled and admitted fact.
Your opponent and others in attendance may come to believe that your conclusion was admitted.
12 If the argument turns upon general ideas with no particular names, you must use language or a metaphor that is favorable to your proposition.
Example: What an impartial person would call “public worship” or a “system of religion” is described by an adherent as “piety” or “godliness” and by an opponent as “bigotry” or “superstition.”
In other words, insert what you intend to prove into the definition of the idea.
13 To make your opponent accept a proposition, you must give him an opposite, counter-proposition as well.
If the contrast is glaring, the opponent will accept your proposition to avoid being paradoxical.
Example: If you want him to admit that a boy must to everything that his father tells him to do, ask him, “whether in all things we must obey or disobey our parents.”
Or , if a thing is said to occur “often” you are to understand few or many times, the opponent will say “many.”
It is as though you were to put gray next to black and call it white; or gray next to white and call it black.
14 Try to bluff your opponent.
If he or she has answered several of your question without the answers turning out in favor of your conclusion, advance your conclusion triumphantly, even if it does not follow.
If your opponent is shy or stupid, and you yourself possess a great deal of impudence and a good voice, the technique may succeed.
15 If you wish to advance a proposition that is difficult to prove, put it aside for the moment.
Instead, submit for your opponent’s acceptance or rejection some true proposition, as though you wished to draw your proof from it.
Should the opponent reject it because he suspects a trick, you can obtain your triumph by showing how absurd the opponent is to reject an obviously true proposition.
Should the opponent accept it, you now have reason on your side for the moment.
You can either try to prove your original proposition, as in #14, maintain that your original proposition is proved by what your opponent accepted.
For this an extreme degree of impudence is required, but experience shows cases of it succeeding.
16 When your opponent puts forth a proposition, find it inconsistent with his or her other statements, beliefs, actions or lack of action.
Example: Should your opponent defend suicide, you may at once exclaim, “Why don’t you hang yourself?”
Should the opponent maintain that his city is an unpleasant place to live, you may say, “Why don’t you leave on the first plane?”
17 If your opponent presses you with a counter-proof, you will often be able to save yourself by advancing some subtle distinction.
Try to find a second meaning or an ambiguous sense for your opponent’s idea.
18 If your opponent has taken up a line of argument that will end in your defeat, you must not allow him to carry it to its conclusion.
Interrupt the dispute, break it off altogether, or lead the opponent to a different subject.
19 Should your opponent expressly challenge you to produce any objection to some definite point in his argument, and you have nothing to say, try to make the argument less specific.
Example: If you are asked why a particular hypothesis cannot be accepted, you may speak of the fallibility of human knowledge, and give various illustrations of it.
20 If your opponent has admitted to all or most of your premises, do not ask him or her directly to accept your conclusion.
Rather, draw the conclusion yourself as if it too had been admitted.
21 When your opponent uses an argument that is superficial and you see the falsehood, you can refute it by setting forth its superficial character.
But it is better to meet the opponent with a counter-argument that is just as superficial, and so dispose of him.
For it is with victory that you are concerned, not with truth.
Example: If the opponent appeals to prejudice, emotion or attacks you personally, return the attack in the same manner.
22 If your opponent asks you to admit something from which the point in dispute will immediately follow, you must refuse to do so, declaring that it begs the question.
23 Contradiction and contention irritate a person into exaggerating their statements.
By contradicting your opponent you may drive him into extending the statement beyond its natural limit.
When you then contradict the exaggerated form of it, you look as though you had refuted the original statement.
Contrarily, if your opponent tries to extend your own statement further than your intended, redefine your statement’s limits and say, “That is what I said, no more.”
24 State a false syllogism.
Your opponent makes a proposition, and by false inference and distortion of his ideas you force from the proposition other propositions that are not intended and that appear absurd.
It then appears that opponent’s proposition gave rise to these inconsistencies, and so appears to be indirectly refuted.
25 If your opponent is making a generalization, find an instance to the contrary.
Only one valid contradiction is needed to overthrow the opponent’s proposition.
Example: “All ruminants are horned,” is a generalization that may be upset by the single instance of the camel.
26 A brilliant move is to turn the tables and use your opponent’s arguments against himself.
Example: Your opponent declares: “so and so is a child, you must make an allowance for him.”
You retort, “Just because he is a child, I must correct him; otherwise he will persist in his bad habits.”
27 Should your opponent surprise you by becoming particularly angry at an argument, you must urge it with all the more zeal.
No only will this make your opponent angry, but it will appear that you have put your finger on the weak side of his case, and your opponent is more open to attack on this point than you expected.
28 When the audience consists of individuals (or a person) who is not an expert on a subject, you make an invalid objection to your opponent who seems to be defeated in the eyes of the audience.
This strategy is particularly effective if your objection makes your opponent look ridiculous or if the audience laughs.
If your opponent must make a long, winded and complicated explanation to correct you, the audience will not be disposed to listen to him.
29 If you find that you are being beaten, you can create a diversion--that is, you can suddenly begin to talk of something else, as though it had a bearing on the matter in dispute.
This may be done without presumption if the diversion has some general bearing on the matter.
30 Make an appeal to authority rather than reason.
If your opponent respects an authority or an expert, quote that authority to further your case.
If needed, quote what the authority said in some other sense or circumstance.
Authorities that your opponent fails to understand are those which he generally admires the most.
You may also, should it be necessary, not only twist your authorities, but actually falsify them, or quote something that you have entirely invented yourself.
31 If you know that you have no reply to the arguments that your opponent advances, you by a fine stroke of irony declare yourself to be an incompetent judge.
Example: “What you say passes my poor powers of comprehension; it may well be all very true, but I can’t understand it, and I refrain from any expression of opinion on it.”
In this way you insinuate to the audience, with whom you are in good repute, that what your opponent says is nonsense.
This technique may be used only when you are quite sure that the audience thinks much better of you than your opponent.
32 A quick way of getting rid of an opponent’s assertion, or of throwing suspicion on it, is by putting it into some odious category.
Example: You can say, “That is fascism” or “Atheism” or “Superstition.”
In making an objection of this kind you take for granted
1)That the assertion or question is identical with, or at least contained in, the category cited;
and
2)The system referred to has been entirely refuted by the current audience.
33 You admit your opponent’s premises but deny the conclusion.
Example: “That’s all very well in theory, but it won’t work in practice.”
34 When you state a question or an argument, and your opponent gives you no direct answer, or evades it with a counter question, or tries to change the subject, it is sure sign you have touched a weak spot, sometimes without intending to do so.
You have, as it were, reduced your opponent to silence.
You must, therefore, urge the point all the more, and not let your opponent evade it, even when you do not know where the weakness that you have hit upon really lies.
35 Instead of working on an opponent’s intellect or the rigor of his arguments, work on his motive.
If you success in making your opponent’s opinion, should it prove true, seem distinctly prejudicial to his own interest, he will drop it immediately.
Example: A clergyman is defending some philosophical dogma.
You show him that his proposition contradicts a fundamental doctrine of his church.
He will abandon the argument.
36 You may also puzzle and bewilder your opponent by mere bombast.
If your opponent is weak or does not wish to appear as if he has no idea what your are talking about, you can easily impose upon him some argument that sounds very deep or learned, or that sounds indisputable.
37 Should your opponent be in the right but, luckily for you, choose a faulty proof, you can easily refute it and then claim that you have refuted the whole position.
This is the way in which bad advocates lose good cases.
If no accurate proof occurs to your opponent, you have won the day.
38 Become personal, insulting and rude as soon as you perceive that your opponent has the upper hand.
In becoming personal you leave the subject altogether, and turn your attack on the person by remarks of an offensive and spiteful character.
This is a very popular technique, because it takes so little skill to put it into effect.

To those who play D&D

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

This is epic.

 
Click to make uber huge.

Sorry for the late post

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hey, I know MTAC was a few days ago, but I've been really busy recently.  Here's my review.

First of all, FIVE STARS.

The people are amazing, the music was amazing, the events were amazing.

Highlights:

"OPEN MY BABY SAUCE!"

"You looking at gay cartoon porn again, Cami?"
"Yeah, mom."
"K."

And slow dancing and slam dancing for the first time in my life on both within an hour.

If you live anywhere near middle Tennessee, and you consider yourself any sort of nerd, I highly recommend this.  I already linked to the site, which has much more information that I could ever type.

Hell, if we get in touch, and talk over the next year, I might even be able to give you lodging.

Also, you just lost the game.

MTAC

Thursday, April 2, 2009

So, for all you poor souls that won't be going, I'm going to MTAC, Middle Tennessee Anime Convention.  It is what it sounds like.  Held in Nashville.

It.  Will.  Be.  Awesome.

www.mtac.net

Your argument is invalid

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Four hundred shopping carts and apparoximently fifteen pounds of boredom

Friday, March 27, 2009

Click for larger size

My new desktop

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Linked due to size.

A site

I've really quite enjoyed using this site.  Hope you do too.  

The best post of 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Check left.  And LoL a bit.

Honesty. 'Tis beautiful.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Click to enlarge.

It's true

Monday, March 23, 2009

Spring break

No, the blog has not died.  I promise.  I just had spring break, and had NO GAWDAWM WI-FI up in the mountains. 


Blog will be back running shortly.

Also, great post ThunderRaven.

Thunder's first post: A Mod's guide to forums (Part 1)

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

RIGHT, I know I've been here a while without posting, but I wanted something reeeeeeally good to start off. And it's Paddy's day, and I'm Irish.

So. I'm a member on DQ, which Silence has thoughtfully linked up near the top of his page (Go there before I eat you). And I'm usually at war with the mods, SPP in particular.

It's not like I TRY to get myself in trouble, it just spontaneously happens. So, I decided it would be incredibly witty to write a 'Mod's guide to forums'. In more detail, I'm going to ask a question, then give you what the mod is thinking, what they SHOULD say, and what they actually say.

I know, psychic aren't I?

I'll also add comments under all that.

A Mod's guide to forums, by Thunderaven


Q. Hi, I'm new, what do I have to do to fit in here?

Thoughts: Oh god, MORE new members?

What SHOULD be said: Hi, welcome to the forums, obey the rules and you'll do OK!

What was ACTUALLY said: *insert a sarcastic/nice answer, which took half an hour to make up*


Mods are terrible for this, as everyone thinks they're smart if they post something degrading and sarcastic. However, They're nice to new members, as they can come bawling to the mod later with 'WAAAH, HE CALLED ME A NOOOOB!'


Q. Hey, I've been around a while, I think I'm mature, can I be a mod?

Thoughts: NO, FUCK OFF AND DIE! Wait, are you questioning my authority? YOU THINK I'M NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH?!

What SHOULD be said: No, moderator positions are offered to members who have shown maturity and have helped out around the forums since they joined, please don't ask us to become one.

What was ACTUALLY said: *The above, only not half as considerate*


The problem with mods is you choose three or four, and for a while, they're good. They show maturity, only reprimand when deserved, and generally are a laugh to have around.

Then they enter what I like to call, their 'Modly Dark side'. They become obsessed with the power they have over all other members, but they're smart enough to not get their privilages stripped by the admins. And that's a lethal combination people.

The point I'm trying to make up there is that they become so paranoid, that a new member with ten posts asking a half serious question puts them IMMEDIATLY on guard. Not only do they CARE, they fire the equivilant of a nuclear bomb in the direction of whoever asked the question.


Q. *Member hasn't read the rules properly and did something against them* Hey, I have infraction points! What the hell are they for?

Thoughts: See, THIS is why we can't have nice things! You dumb fucks never read the rules!

What SHOULD be said: You have recieved this infraction for *whatever reason*. You should learn from this to avoid making the same mistake.

What is ACTUALLY said: FEAR MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!


No, not really. But I can sympathise with the mods here. TIME and TIME again, someone inconsideratly double posts, and AGAIN and AGAIN they have to be infracted. Then the come moaning to the mod in question.

Then the cycle repeats with a different member.

I've seen it happen, it's happened to me. For once, the mod has a RIGHT to throw their weight around.

Not much of a reason though.



I'll continue this whenever I get the chance, as I'm half asleep while writing this.

Talk cha next time!

Music. All of it.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Linked due to large size

I like the fact that Radiohead is the largest cicle.

Chat logs are wonderful things

Thursday, March 12, 2009

SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "*blank* that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

Also, this.

LEIK LOL FUNNY

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

No, seriously, shut up people.

Fotoshoop is a wonderful thing

Monday, March 9, 2009

Click for desktop size.

Amazing hyer-allegic tank gods!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Serioiusly. Click here.

Go Finland!




Also, I checked, it and got confimation that this is real from a friend and wikipedia.

Read up.

Anonymous

Don't know what it is? Now you know.

It's nice to know that some thigns always stay the same

"Look, guys, this isn't what he had in mind when he said 'No Child Left Behind'."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I actually have a photoshopped cat

XKCD epicness

Woman Arrested After Calling 911 on Mickey D's

Click here for the full story

I advise checking out the full call.  It's worth it.

Top Police Phrases Ever.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Police Comments

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

#9 “Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

#7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”

#6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”

#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”

#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

#2 “I’m glad to hear that Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

AND THE WINNER IS….

#1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

I made it.

Aren't you proud?  I actually learned something in math class.

Old but good.

This.

It's also a good time to reference GraphJam.

Tiny little cars

Click here.

I didn't make them.  Don't look at me.

I want this t-shirt

Friday, February 27, 2009

T-shirt link

Yeah.  My mom wouldn't let me wear it, though.  LAME!

THIS. IS. CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Making a very good point.

Not only is this hilarious, but it makes a good point about data representation that many fail to see.

Click here.

It's kinda old, but...

The evil overlord list

Poverty

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I've been posting a lot of these recently.  Do you guys like them?

Yet another

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Save this.  It will be useful.

The Great Debate

A or B?  I call B.

I declare it

Thursday, February 19, 2009

http://homes.eff.org/~barlow/Declaration-Final.html


RTFA or STFU.  TL;DR will not be accepted.

Ubandictionary your name!

Simply go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name.  Fun ensues. 

Rock Paper Scissors TO THE MAX

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Swindon Disco

Newton is out

Monday, February 16, 2009

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein is has to seek and is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....." Newton denies and says i am not out. He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........


how???????







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Proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means i am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal,
Pascal is OUT.

Great pen; some problems

And you know what the worst part is?  He reported it.  Check the bottom right.

Here's how it works

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

YESSSSSSS

Monday, February 9, 2009

http://strangeglue.com/news/jack-white-and-thom-yorke-join-forces

I knew it.

Uber Geekfest '09

Board games, board games, and more board games.  This described the "36 hours of gaming" event that went on in michigan over this weekend. 

Yeah.  There were a lot of board games, and very little sleep.

I got in my first accident

Thursday, February 5, 2009


Ok, so here's the setup: I was in the car, an old sedan with Sarah in the front seat and Wesly driving. I was in the back seat.

Suddenly, we totally T-boned a car at about 10 MPH. Nobody was hurt, but I got some cuts on my face, and a bloody nose.

Thank goodness for seatbelts, and the intelligence to wear one.

The moral: Always wear your seatbelt. Please. Sersiouly, this is *me* telling you this, so you know it's not BS.

Also, I lost my iPod. There's an excuse for my parents to buy me a iPod touch, though.

The longest, most epic medical story evor

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

http://bama.ua.edu/~acsellers/story.html

Linked due to epic size.

Dear Tech Support

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and PremierLeague 7.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed:

Desperate Wife







- - - - -Reply Separator- - - - -

Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause damage, with Husband 1.0 defaulting to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

Be especially cautious about the HotChik virus – it’s programmed to corrupt Husband 1.0 utterly (as well as all future Husband upgrades).

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

Good Luck, Tech Support

The computer


The computer.  It's a homo devil machine.  That makes *you* a homo devil.

I LoL'd.

New design

Monday, February 2, 2009

Sorry to all those without a widescreen.  Comments on the design?

Getting obsessed with this



I'm loving this song.

Superbowl

I'm not much of a football guy, but I watched with some friends anyway. It was a pretty good game. I more enjoyed the conversation that was completely unrelated to the game, but I had a good time. It was a good game. I was rooting for the Cardinals, and was disappointed, but I'm cool with it.

Well, this is just great

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Well, now my parents know about my blog and twitter. No more objectional content will be displayed here xD

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

I has twitter

http://twitter.com/Silent980

There. Now you microbloggers will fall in love with me.

Stay out of my blog if you don't see why this is awesome

Seriously. If you don't get this, just leave. This place is not for you.

Life summerized in four bottles

So much truth.

Three books and a radio show/podcast

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Quadruple reviews!  I shall review:  "This American Life",  "Blog:  Understanding the Information Reformation That's Changing the World", "Not Wet Yet", and "Freakanomics" 

Let's start off with This American Life.

This American Life is a show on NPR that discusses, well, life, the universe, and everything, in an incredibly interesting way.  It's a very difficult thing to define due to the fact that the shows are so broad.  It's hosted by Ira Glass (or Grass.  Or something), who does a fantastic job.  It's not especially funny, it's just very interesting.  Really sparks the mind.  Anyway, I've got a lot to write, so let's move on.

Blog:  Understanding the Information Reformation That's Changing the World.  Whew.  Happy I only had to type that twice.  See, B:UtIRTCtW (Let's just call it "Blog")  is written from the perspective of a business man, and is about, you guessed it, blogs.  I reccomend this book, as it describes very well the difference between "Old Media" and "New Media"  and what's happening.  It doesn't have too much advice on blogging, especially my type of blogging (it focuses more on corprate stuffs), so if you want that, pick up "The Dummies Guide to Blogging".  Or "Idiot's"  or Whatever.

Not Wet Yet.  This is a book written by the comedian Ian Shoales, who comments on life, society, and everything.  He doens't know enough about the universe, so he made that replacement.  It was published in 1996, so it's a little outdated, but still hilarious and extremely insightful.

Finally, Freakanomics.  Like "Economics"  combined with "Freak".  This book, is about economics.  No surprise there.  The surprise is that Ecomics is NOT the study of money, it's actually the study of choices.  This book goes over the choices people make, and the way they make them.  It's part psycology, part statistics, and part straight damn interesting.  I highly reccomend all of these books, and this podcast.

Signing off, Silence.

Looking for new authors

Monday, January 26, 2009

I want to expand the blog by adding another author.  This basically means that I want someone else to do my work and write for me.  What you get: A blog.  What I get: an author.

Now, you may be wondering why I'm doing this.  I mean, I'm already rocking steady daily posting.  The truth is that my blog is starting to get shallow and one dimensional.  With only me posting, you can expect the same thing every day.  That's why I want another author.

Simply drop a comment, and I'll decide weather you can be an author or not.  Then, I'll moderate the posts, and eventually decide who gets to stay.  I'll be chosing one author.

In the likely case that no one acutally signs up, I'll be continuing business as usual.

Anyway, signing off, Silence.

Obama... Yo

Linked due to large size.

Ah.. Truth.

The undisputed most awesome picures EVOR

Friday, January 23, 2009

 Linked due to large size.


Bass guitar playing tape.


Darth Vadar = Teh Pimpin.

Son, we need to talk

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Listen, son, we need to have a talk. This isn't going to be easy for either of us. You are not my son. I'm sorry, I know this will come as a blow to you. But the fact is, no son of mine plays Oregon Trail like you do.
The first sign something was wrong was when I watched you choose the banker as your occupation to start a game. The banker? Really? Were you not aware that the banker has no point modifier?
For some time, I managed to convince myself that you preferred the banker simply because his vast resources allowed you to purchase the maximum number of oxen. I was sure that you were attempting to set a speed record of some sort. Of course, I knew that the game limited you to 40 miles a day regardless of the number of oxen, but I thought you would figure that out for yourself. But you weren't about to figure anything out. Not about Oregon Trail, and not about life.
At Matt's General Store, you picked a "logical" assortment of goods to ensure that your party was healthy and secure the entire way to Oregon. You even purchased clothing for the members of your party, for Christ's sake. It was clear that you valued the banker's fourfold cash advantage over the farmer's point multiplier of three. And because of that preference, and many other choices along the trail, you are clearly another man's son.
Can't you see that Oregon Trail is a microcosm of life? I'm sure you've seen my high score on the computer: 8,040 points. Did you know that for years people considered 8,000 points impossible? You don't get a score like that by playing it safe and taking the banker. You get a score like that by selecting the farmer, purchasing only oxen and ammo, setting a "grueling" pace, and feeding your party "bare-bones" rations.
How many gold medals would Michael Phelps have won if all he cared about was making it across the pool? How many championships would Jordan have if all he'd wanted to do was dribble the ball down the court? Sure, you can make it across the country in relative comfort. But let me ask you this: How many spare wagon wheels do you think Michael Phelps takes with him? Why not push a naked, starving family to the brink of collapse and hunt your ass off for food all the way to Oregon? Isn't that what Jordan would do?
Son, when you make the decision at South Pass to head for Fort Bridger instead of the Green River, you're making a choice to take the easy route. Why? Because you're afraid the wagon won't make it across the river? Son, Fort Bridger takes you 86 miles out of your way!
Maybe your fat, well-dressed pioneers are happy for the extra time on the trail, but I wonder how happy they'll be when they make it to Oregon and all they have to start their new lives is a bunch of fancy clothing and a few spare wagon axles.
I once completed the trail having survived three broken wagon wheels. It took me 10 days to find an Indian to trade with for the third wheel, and I still scored 6,000 points. The other day, I saw you quit the trail immediately after your wagon capsized in the Kansas River. You lost only an ox and a hundred pounds of food. I drank myself to sleep that night.
Speaking of food, it almost seems like you don't even like to hunt. When you do, you fire randomly at anything that moves. Let me make it simple for you, son: a bullet costs 10 cents, a pound of food costs 20 cents. If you're not averaging a half pound of food per bullet, you're wasting points. So I hope it was fun firing 10 times at that squirrel, which, I feel obligated to add, you never actually hit.
I can see that this is all very upsetting. I'm sorry. I know that this is a lot for an 8-year-old to absorb. I wish I were better at comforting you. Your real father, most likely a banker of some kind himself, probably is. I'm sure he also has a lot of money. I don't—I'm just the guy responsible for the 8,040.
Son, you may not share my genetic material, but that doesn't mean I'm going to let you grow up this way. So start a new game, select the farmer, try to think like Michael Phelps, and let's see how many buffalo we can kill on the way to Oregon.

The bible. Explained, for those not too cool with King James

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Click here for /b/ epicness.

How interesting

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I found this helpful little note stuck on my refrigerator last week:

  • Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
  • Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

New president!

Only a few more hours, and Obama will be elected! I was rooting for him since the beggining!

Edit: He's here now!

LOLCODE

Thursday, January 15, 2009

http://lolcode.com/

For you techno buffs out there, this is code. Actual code. In the form of what I shall call "LOLTEXT". The type of stuff you see in LoLcat pictures, like this:


I can has code?

Well, Treavor...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Made of win.

Laarp

Yeah. I just have to make fun of it.



Expelled With Ben Stien




First of all, I'm an aithiest. That needs to be confirmed quickly for this to make any sense.


Expelled is a movie about creationism, trying to convince you that it should be taught in schools. It's also a full frontal attack on all Darwinism.

And, it's total bogus. It slants information, is totally prejudiced, and bypasses all of the unsaid rules about documentaries, in that it lies to you.

Here are a few sites and reviews about it.

Love this song...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009



I am soooooo damn close to being able to play it on bass.

Too all those guitar players saying that chords make the guitar better than bass

Monday, January 12, 2009




Suck it.

Tomorrow you go Home

Friday, January 9, 2009

TygH is a true novel I'm reading about a guy that accidentally brings about a gram of weed into Russia, and ends up spending four years in a Russian prison. It's a fantastic, interesting book that I've enjoyed greatly. See if your local library has it.

Click here for a review and more information

No clean feed

Thursday, January 8, 2009

No clean feed is a site that wants the porn internet filter in Australia down. I support it.



No Clean Feed - Stop Internet Censorship in Australia

Tl;Dr Epicness

Click here.

A change of classes

I finally get to drop my damn American Government class for Speech. I'm so happy!

ID10T erro

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My grandma just got owned when his tech support person diagnosed her with an ID10T error. She couldn't figure it out.

Back

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Back to school and back to the blog. Expect more posts.